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UPCOMING PROJECTS

NOT
NEW
YORK

Enjoy the privacy of your own family of 4 or more bunk bed room complete with Trump Spring Water bottles and a comfortable bedding/sheets thread count of 150. Scratchy, but nice.

This is our special Trump VIP Hostel room. Otherwise known as "The Rape Room." Here you have the privacy as I have had with my many sexual assaults.

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We will happily turn our backs after you've checked into this unknown location which not only includes Trump Spring Water, but also, Trump Condoms in the shape of tiny mushrooms.

UNKNOWN
LOCATION

MAR
-A-
LAGOish

This special upcoming Trump Hostel won't be Mar-A-Lago but definitely in that vicinity-ish. It'll be even more private and difficult to find than the place where Jared and his Saudi friends hid the remains of Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi.

RECENT NEWS

01

Great Architects approve stunning new Trump Hostels all over the country.

02

Trump is proud to announce the launch of Trump Hostels 8/12/24.

03

SPECIAL OFFER: YOU can be part owner of Trump Hostels for only $199.00! Message this website and we'll send you info!
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